Instant Karma

[new_kate]

Today is clearly a special promotion on divine retribution day. Or something.

Me: *reads porn at work* Mmm... *calls husband* Hey. How YOU doin'?
Husband: Just coming to pick you up. See you in ten. Hold that thought.
Me: hehehe
Period: *starts*
Me: Noooooooooo!!!

Husband: *torments the TV remote* "The Day My Boobs Went Bust" - wow! This is the program we're totally watching!
TV: *Mysteriously skips to "Hornblower"*
Husband: Noooooooooo!! Not the - I'm not even saying it.