Sekret identity, busted

[new_kate]

From hibem,

new_kate is a Human-Sized Robot that rides around in a Metal Tripod, cowers from Radiation, has a Single Giant Eye, can Generate Electricity and Change Shape, and lives beneath New York. Strength: 4 Agility: 4 Intelligence: 8 To see if your Giant Battle Monster can defeat new_kate, enter your name and choose an attack: fights new_kate using Strength Agility Intelligence

NY? My own electricity? Snazzy sporty Metal Tripod?? Yay!!! Day=made.

ETA: Dropping the indescore in my username (which is how I normally spell it) changes me into a Giant Robot that has Enormous Tusks, Black-and-White Stripes and a Computer for a Brain, is Easily Confused, and can turn Invisible.
Strength: 11
Agility: 3
Intelligence: 9


Which is super pretty, but no Metal Tripod. I'm kinda torn. And look at those stats! Need to be strong to Kill All Humans ®, as us Giant Robots are wont to do. Plus, Enormous Tusks, man.

This is almost better than crackfic.