Sekret identity, busted

[new_kate]

From hibem,

new_kate is a Human-Sized Robot that rides around in a Metal Tripod, cowers from Radiation, has a Single Giant Eye, can Generate Electricity and Change Shape, and lives beneath New York. Strength: 4 Agility: 4 Intelligence: 8 To see if your Giant Battle Monster can defeat new_kate, enter your name and choose an attack: fights new_kate using Strength Agility Intelligence

NY? My own electricity? Snazzy sporty Metal Tripod?? Yay!!! Day=made.

ETA: Dropping the indescore in my username (which is how I normally spell it) changes me into a Giant Robot that has Enormous Tusks, Black-and-White Stripes and a Computer for a Brain, is Easily Confused, and can turn Invisible.
Strength: 11
Agility: 3
Intelligence: 9


Which is super pretty, but no Metal Tripod. I'm kinda torn. And look at those stats! Need to be strong to Kill All Humans ®, as us Giant Robots are wont to do. Plus, Enormous Tusks, man.

This is almost better than crackfic.

Comments

[chaosd.livejournal.com]

I'm a Giant Ape, ohnooooes! *runs away, crying*

[new-kate.livejournal.com]

What? Big is beautiful! What are your sekrit s00perpowerz?
My real name gave me a Giant Moth that Fears Nothing. Mwahaha.

[chaosd.livejournal.com]

I am a Giant Ape that breathes Fire, shoots Electricity from its Eyes, and is Blind. *sniff* No cool cyber-parts. And even with my rl name, I grow in size to Colossal, but still an Ape!..

[new-kate.livejournal.com]

Wait... Monkey D. Chaos??

[chaosd.livejournal.com]

BWAHAHAHA! Yeah, that's what "D" in ChaosD stands for!

[hibem.livejournal.com]

Can you program yourself to increase your size? _{/obscure Godzilla movie reference}

[new-kate.livejournal.com]

Um. *Reads TFM* I think my size depends on how tentacled my opponent is.
I kinda want to write Mary Sue Battle Robot fic. Because if you do idealized self-insertion, you might as well go all the way and give yourself cool Enormous Tusks.