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emungere's gorgeous Hakkai/Gojyo Home from the Sea, Home from the Hill. Just. So perfect.
The week of porn over on![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-community.gif)
4th_and_austin contunues!
Tuesday
Wednesday
Thursday
And now, the obligatory MPREG of TOTAL EW. Because, uh. No, there really is no good reason for this, I have to admit.
Many thanks tohibem for fearless beta!
If you meet a stork…
"Well, it obviously has to be Sanzo," said Gojyo. "He is our glorious leader and what not. And the holy robes would make such cute maternity wear!"
He ducked and covered his head with one arm, but Sanzo didn't move, was still staring in the middle distance as he had been since they were told the news.
"Relax, I won't hit you," he said. "It's bad to distress the future mother. And put out that cigarette, you don't want your baby to suffer, do you?"
"Oh no," said Gojyo. "Nonono. No fucking way. I'm not doing it. What would the hot ladies of the world say if this perfect waistline got ruined? And why does it have to be me anyway? What am I, the biggest pushover in the Jiip?"
"One of us has to get pregnant," grated Sanzo. "They said it's the only way to get out of this. We have no choice."
"But, but… Oh wait, getting knocked up would mean I'd finally get laid, right? No, no, fuck this. Hey, Hakkai?"
"Yes, Gojyo?" asked Hakkai with the smile that could terrify a flock of alligators.
"Uh, would you like to, um… You're really into that whole 'taking one for the team' stuff, and you get along with kids, eh, sensei? Eh?"
"Well, it would have humorously ironic resonance with the most traumatic memory of my life, so if you think it would be amusing or wise, then I, of course, would be happy to indulge you."
Gojyo quickly shook his head and edged closer to Sanzo, who looked positively smug for having dodged that one.
"Perhaps there is a way around it. Nobody said the pregnancy has to be carried to full term," mused Hakkai. "I have researched abortion techniques rather extensively, you know."
"Oh God, Hakkai," moaned Gojyo, turning pale. "Shut up."
"I… I want to have a baby!" Goku breathed suddenly, already glowing like an expectant woman, his eyes shining dreamily. "It would be so cool! Babies are so cute ‘n pink ‘n cuddly! I'll teach him to fight and jump really high, and swim wicked fast, and climb the tall trees…"
He trailed off, struck by a new idea, and pressed a palm against his stomach.
"And I'll be able to eat for two! It will be the best thing ever!"
A horrified pause followed, filled with visions of mountains of dirty dishes, long hours slaving over the hot stove, and famine spreading across the land.
"That's it. Nobody's having any babies," said Sanzo firmly.
"But they said…"
"I know," he said, brandishing his gun. "But I'm sure we'll be able to renegotiate."
Heterogamous
"Hi, Madoka!" chirped Ginji, pushing through the door. "Here, as you asked, four pints of pistachio ice-cream!"
"We should be charging the going Deliverer's rate for that," Ban said grumpily as they followed the girl into her kitchen. "Since when is ice-cream an emergency?"
She laughed softly, opened one carton and began spooning ice-cream into a bowl that was sitting ready on the counter.
"So, how have you guys been? We haven't seen you in ages! Where's Shido?" asked Ginji, stealing some cooked bacon from the nearby plate.
"He's in the pool," she nodded toward the back window, reached over to the plate and started layering ice-cream with bacon rashers in quick, practised movements.
"Oi, Madoka," said Ban uncomfortably. "That's actually…"
"I know, I know, I'm not as helpless as that, Ban-san. It's a bacon sundae for Shido. It's his favourite nowadays."
Ban cringed, stepped away from the gross concoction and peered through the window. Shido was frolicking in the pool, splashing water at the puma dosing nearby.
"He's porked out a bit," noted Ban. "Those bacon sundaes are taking their toll."
"Oh, that," she paused, smiling inwardly, dousing the sundae with soy sauce. "It was supposed to be a secret, but you are our friends, you should know. We are having a baby!"
Ginji gasped and beamed, static crackling in his hair excitedly. Ban quickly extinguished his cigarette and tossed the end out of the window, trying not to hit any carnivores.
"We really wanted one," she carried on. "But with my health, the doctors said it would be dangerous to... So Shido decided to do it himself!"
"But, uh…" said Ginji. "I thought that couldn't actually… Ban-chan, can it?"
"He's using his hundred-beasts transformation," explained Madoka, liberally sprinkling the sundae with tiny live shrimps. "Seahorse, to be precise. It's going really well, he feels fine and the baby seems healthy, and I just can't tell you how happy I am! The only problem is, we keep running out of ice-cream."
emungere's gorgeous Hakkai/Gojyo Home from the Sea, Home from the Hill. Just. So perfect.The week of porn over on
4th_and_austin contunues! Tuesday
Wednesday
Thursday
And now, the obligatory MPREG of TOTAL EW. Because, uh. No, there really is no good reason for this, I have to admit.
Many thanks to
hibem for fearless beta!If you meet a stork…
"Well, it obviously has to be Sanzo," said Gojyo. "He is our glorious leader and what not. And the holy robes would make such cute maternity wear!"
He ducked and covered his head with one arm, but Sanzo didn't move, was still staring in the middle distance as he had been since they were told the news.
"Relax, I won't hit you," he said. "It's bad to distress the future mother. And put out that cigarette, you don't want your baby to suffer, do you?"
"Oh no," said Gojyo. "Nonono. No fucking way. I'm not doing it. What would the hot ladies of the world say if this perfect waistline got ruined? And why does it have to be me anyway? What am I, the biggest pushover in the Jiip?"
"One of us has to get pregnant," grated Sanzo. "They said it's the only way to get out of this. We have no choice."
"But, but… Oh wait, getting knocked up would mean I'd finally get laid, right? No, no, fuck this. Hey, Hakkai?"
"Yes, Gojyo?" asked Hakkai with the smile that could terrify a flock of alligators.
"Uh, would you like to, um… You're really into that whole 'taking one for the team' stuff, and you get along with kids, eh, sensei? Eh?"
"Well, it would have humorously ironic resonance with the most traumatic memory of my life, so if you think it would be amusing or wise, then I, of course, would be happy to indulge you."
Gojyo quickly shook his head and edged closer to Sanzo, who looked positively smug for having dodged that one.
"Perhaps there is a way around it. Nobody said the pregnancy has to be carried to full term," mused Hakkai. "I have researched abortion techniques rather extensively, you know."
"Oh God, Hakkai," moaned Gojyo, turning pale. "Shut up."
"I… I want to have a baby!" Goku breathed suddenly, already glowing like an expectant woman, his eyes shining dreamily. "It would be so cool! Babies are so cute ‘n pink ‘n cuddly! I'll teach him to fight and jump really high, and swim wicked fast, and climb the tall trees…"
He trailed off, struck by a new idea, and pressed a palm against his stomach.
"And I'll be able to eat for two! It will be the best thing ever!"
A horrified pause followed, filled with visions of mountains of dirty dishes, long hours slaving over the hot stove, and famine spreading across the land.
"That's it. Nobody's having any babies," said Sanzo firmly.
"But they said…"
"I know," he said, brandishing his gun. "But I'm sure we'll be able to renegotiate."
Heterogamous
"Hi, Madoka!" chirped Ginji, pushing through the door. "Here, as you asked, four pints of pistachio ice-cream!"
"We should be charging the going Deliverer's rate for that," Ban said grumpily as they followed the girl into her kitchen. "Since when is ice-cream an emergency?"
She laughed softly, opened one carton and began spooning ice-cream into a bowl that was sitting ready on the counter.
"So, how have you guys been? We haven't seen you in ages! Where's Shido?" asked Ginji, stealing some cooked bacon from the nearby plate.
"He's in the pool," she nodded toward the back window, reached over to the plate and started layering ice-cream with bacon rashers in quick, practised movements.
"Oi, Madoka," said Ban uncomfortably. "That's actually…"
"I know, I know, I'm not as helpless as that, Ban-san. It's a bacon sundae for Shido. It's his favourite nowadays."
Ban cringed, stepped away from the gross concoction and peered through the window. Shido was frolicking in the pool, splashing water at the puma dosing nearby.
"He's porked out a bit," noted Ban. "Those bacon sundaes are taking their toll."
"Oh, that," she paused, smiling inwardly, dousing the sundae with soy sauce. "It was supposed to be a secret, but you are our friends, you should know. We are having a baby!"
Ginji gasped and beamed, static crackling in his hair excitedly. Ban quickly extinguished his cigarette and tossed the end out of the window, trying not to hit any carnivores.
"We really wanted one," she carried on. "But with my health, the doctors said it would be dangerous to... So Shido decided to do it himself!"
"But, uh…" said Ginji. "I thought that couldn't actually… Ban-chan, can it?"
"He's using his hundred-beasts transformation," explained Madoka, liberally sprinkling the sundae with tiny live shrimps. "Seahorse, to be precise. It's going really well, he feels fine and the baby seems healthy, and I just can't tell you how happy I am! The only problem is, we keep running out of ice-cream."
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Date: 2006-05-25 02:27 pm (UTC)The GB one was fantastic, too - very clever, and imagining Shido and Ban's exchange afterwards is also very, very amusing. XD
*runs away to read porn* :D
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Date: 2006-06-11 09:16 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-06-11 09:28 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-05-25 02:41 pm (UTC)I think I died laughing at that line. And Goku is so cute.. eating for two. Perfect. :D
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Date: 2006-06-11 09:17 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-05-25 03:00 pm (UTC)Oh god, Hakkai! I am with Gojyo on this one. This is so funny and wonderful!
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Date: 2006-06-11 09:20 pm (UTC)Oh, when I got my v2 and saw that the book Hakkai is holding on a splash page is tiled "Abortions", I sorta choked big time. Oh, Minekura.
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Date: 2006-05-25 05:02 pm (UTC)You're really into that whole 'taking one for the team' stuff, and you get along with kids, eh, sensei? Eh?"
Oh, Gojyo... It was a good try! Sort of! And Hakkai's answer, ha! Oh dear. Sanzo was very wise to see that coming. And even wiser to keep Goku from getting knocked up!
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Date: 2006-06-11 09:21 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-05-25 09:29 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-06-11 09:23 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-05-26 01:09 am (UTC)...aargh. *LOVE WITH SHOUJO SPARKLES*
liberally sprinkling the sundae with tiny live shrimps. Seahorse. ohgod. And it makes so so much sense. XDDD
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Date: 2006-06-11 09:25 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-05-26 08:34 pm (UTC)Saiyuki; Sanzo so would do that! Hakkai so would bring out the guilt guns, and OMFG! GOKU!!! The sparkles and the FOOD! ahahahahahaha!
GB: Shido is the type who so would do it for Madoka *sniggers*
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Date: 2006-06-11 09:26 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-05-27 09:30 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-06-11 09:28 pm (UTC)Win or Linux?
Date: 2007-08-08 08:05 pm (UTC)I shall buy tomorrow notebook. What there to install? Win or Linux?
What is exact assembly? Advise pls, tnx
Жизнь без компа
Date: 2007-12-05 10:14 pm (UTC)Зависимость или свобода конечно все зависит от нас.
Посоветуйте музыкальный портал для начинающего рэппе
Date: 2007-12-31 11:25 pm (UTC)Я - начинающий реппер. Хочу начать использовать новые приемы брейкданса.
Где и как это можно сделать, цена?
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