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Oct. 29th, 2009 11:28 pmThis is for no longer radioactive
daegaer, may the Force and all good things be with her always.
BBC Merlin / Hetalia crossover! 100*3 words, R.
1
“Shut up, Merlin, it's not what it looks like,” said Arthur, rolling over.
“Oh, good, because it looked like you were getting buggered by – who is this?”
“This, Merlin, is Albion.”
“Hi!” said the naked blond boy and waved.
“You just witnessed a symbolic act of a king giving himself, body and soul, to his country. Now our destinies are intertwined forever. Stop glaring and please, tell me you're not going to bitchslap Albion.”
“You cheated on me with the whole country?”
“The needs of Albion come first!”
Merlin's eyes blazed gold.
2
“He looks so young,” said Merlin. “I think I was older when I met you.”
“I'm a young country,” nodded Albion, snuggling between them.
“We'll help him grow,” said Arthur. “I'll teach him everything I know.”
“What, how to be an arrogant bossy prat obsessed with stupid tournaments?”
“No, Merlin, I'll teach him about responsibility, honour, justice, respect for his people, strength and courage...”
“Just don't teach him how to cook.”
“Bah, how hard can it be? Even you can cook!”
“I'm sure I'll be great at it,” said Albion.
3
“He's like an ex who gets drunk and calls you in the middle of the night whenever he's in trouble.”
“England's not my ex, Merlin,” said Arthur. The roar in the black skies changed pitch, and he braced for another deafening blast.
It was so hard to believe he could help this time, against this. He felt like he was twenty again, helplessly watching pyres being built under his window.
Merlin and England believed; that was enough.
“Right,” sighed Merlin. “What do we do?”
“Something,” said Arthur. “Do I have to think of everything?”
BBC Merlin / Hetalia crossover! 100*3 words, R.
1
“Shut up, Merlin, it's not what it looks like,” said Arthur, rolling over.
“Oh, good, because it looked like you were getting buggered by – who is this?”
“This, Merlin, is Albion.”
“Hi!” said the naked blond boy and waved.
“You just witnessed a symbolic act of a king giving himself, body and soul, to his country. Now our destinies are intertwined forever. Stop glaring and please, tell me you're not going to bitchslap Albion.”
“You cheated on me with the whole country?”
“The needs of Albion come first!”
Merlin's eyes blazed gold.
2
“He looks so young,” said Merlin. “I think I was older when I met you.”
“I'm a young country,” nodded Albion, snuggling between them.
“We'll help him grow,” said Arthur. “I'll teach him everything I know.”
“What, how to be an arrogant bossy prat obsessed with stupid tournaments?”
“No, Merlin, I'll teach him about responsibility, honour, justice, respect for his people, strength and courage...”
“Just don't teach him how to cook.”
“Bah, how hard can it be? Even you can cook!”
“I'm sure I'll be great at it,” said Albion.
3
“He's like an ex who gets drunk and calls you in the middle of the night whenever he's in trouble.”
“England's not my ex, Merlin,” said Arthur. The roar in the black skies changed pitch, and he braced for another deafening blast.
It was so hard to believe he could help this time, against this. He felt like he was twenty again, helplessly watching pyres being built under his window.
Merlin and England believed; that was enough.
“Right,” sighed Merlin. “What do we do?”
“Something,” said Arthur. “Do I have to think of everything?”
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Date: 2009-10-29 11:51 pm (UTC)Perfect! ^__^
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Date: 2009-10-30 12:46 am (UTC)Oh Albion♥
OH KATE♥
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Date: 2009-10-30 04:50 pm (UTC)Thank youuu.
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Date: 2009-10-30 07:44 am (UTC)“You cheated on me with the whole country?”
Ahahahahahahaha! Yes, Merlin. Yes, he did.
These are great and very cheering! Thank you so much ♥
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